People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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