Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
