"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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