am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Are we still banned from the library?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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