And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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