I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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