Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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