Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
