So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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