I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You need a sexual gate keeper
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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