I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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