Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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