you would pick up someone in the library
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
