Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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