you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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