Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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