Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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