i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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