Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
be right there i have to get my cape
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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