That's intense
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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