Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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