why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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