he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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