you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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