she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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