make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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