Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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