Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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