I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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