Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
operation harelip BJ is a go
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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