When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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