butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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