Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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