sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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