'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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