My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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