I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My pussy is not your playground.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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