Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Randomize
