I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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