You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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