I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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