He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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