i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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