I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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