So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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