your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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