yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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