he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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