u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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