let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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