Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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