He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
