I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
His nipple licking is glorious
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