Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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